The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
