If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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