i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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