If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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