She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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