I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Randomize
