Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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