He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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