i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Dicks are not precious.
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