two words...techno handjob
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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