Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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