Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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