16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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