good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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