Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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