I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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