Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
So much Jack, so little girl.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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