I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
