i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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