Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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