just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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