No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Randomize
