Ambien. No doubt about it.
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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