He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
