Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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