The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Randomize
