Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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