its not stalking. its research.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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