just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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