people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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