You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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