I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Randomize