their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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