All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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