____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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