found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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