Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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