Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Randomize