she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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