Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
What a dumb baby whore.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I'm really busy with my period
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