jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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