This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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