I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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