Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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