The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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