wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
The struggles of a small town man whore
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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