i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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