What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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