How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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