Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
