He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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