my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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