I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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