So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
