I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Randomize
