my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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