You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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