There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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