Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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