Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Never underestimate the power of titties
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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