I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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